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Donnie Darko, Stephen King, Dazed & Confused

Dazed and Confused as in the Movie, not the Led Zeppelin song (though that is definitely a great song yeh.)

*First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

*No, I don't think about fucking my family. Thats gross.

*Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

*28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

*Ya know, you're absolutely right. I am confused, and troubled... very troubled as a matter of fact. And probably afraid even, but personally, I-I-I think you're the fucking anti-crist.

*Tell me Elezibeth, exctally how does one suck a fuck?

*Chut up!

*1)What's going to happen if you tell mom and dad about this? 2) You'll put Ariel down the garbage disposal 1) God damn right i will.

*1: Beth's mom said the boys locker room was flooded and there was fecies everywhere. 2: Whats fecies? 1: Baby mice 2: aww

*Well, life isn't that simple. Who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money. It has nothing to do with either fear or love.. There are other things that need to be taken into account here, like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else.

*Donnie: What's 'cellar door'? Ms. Pomeroy: A famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that 'cellar door' is the most beautiful.

*What if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better.. things that remind you of how beautiful the world can be..

* Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up! You know it takes a little little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

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*I killed my wife......is that wrong?

*You killed my doggie!

*First I played with Judd, then Mommy came and I played with mommy. Now I want to play with you daddy!

*I'm going to twist your back like mine, so you'll never get out of bed again. NEVER GET OUT OF BED AGAIN, NEVER GET OUT OF BED AGAIN!!

*No fair, no fair, no fair

*But,sometimes, oh God, the green mile is so long

*I thank you Jonny . Mr Jingles thank you too . My mother thank you as well but she's dead

*How many years did you spend pissing on the toilet seat , before someone told you to put it up before you started ?

*Getting to my knees and I'm praying . The Lord is my shepherd and I'm sorry for all the bad shit I've done and the people I've killed... I won't do it again . That's for sure .

*Wetmore a good name for you : Percy Wetmore do a dance ! Hear him sqishing in his pants !

*I think this boy's cheese slid off his cracker .

*You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?

*Silly boy. You still think you can see me. You'll never see me, you only see what your little mind can allow. GO! Now. For if you stay, you'll lose your little mind in my deadlights. Like all the others... like ALL the others.

*I'll kill you all. HAHA! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all. I'm every nightmare you ever had. I am your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of.

*Oh yes, George, they float. And when you're down here with me you'll float too!

*-I'm gonna strangle her. -She's probably dead already. -I don't care man, I'm gonna strangle her anyway.

*1)He's dead, Beav. 2)Bullshit he is, he just dropped a clinker, man, I heard it!

*SSDD - Same Shit Different Day

*Well, Fuck Me Freddie !

*You're looking in my head! Don't look in there!

*Watch out for Ister Gay.

*Here's to Duddits, our Dreamcatcher.

*This is turning into a real fuckarow. A REAL jobbanabba.

*Hello Mr. Gay. Scooby Dooby Doo. We got some work to do now. Mr. Gray go away now.

*I'm tellin you, man, this country was founded, it was founded by people who were into aliens, man. George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult, was into aliens, man. You're RIGHT George toked weed, man, you didn't know that? Oh man, yeah, back then, everyone toked weed man. And they grew it all over cuz they knew it'd be a good cash crop for the Southern States, man. And behind every good man, there's a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and every day he'd come home and she'd have a big bowl just waiting for him, man. Did ya ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky stuff goin on on a dollar bill man, imean and it's green too.

*I wanna look back and say that I did it the best I could when I was stuck in this place, had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place, played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place, dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place!

*I love those red heads.

*Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin', just goin' at it.

*Yeah it was off limits a few years ago because some drunk freshman fell off. He hit his head on EVERY beam - I heard it doesn't hear after the first few though. Autopsy said he only had one beer man. How many did you have? ... four ... Oh you're dead man!

*SLATER: Hey man, It's quality not quantity. Alright man. And wait 'til I get to college man. I can't wait to get to college man. DON: Yeah when I get to college all I want to do is bang, bang, bang, bang, bang...

*marijuana on one, reefer on two

*Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

*Oh Mike I forgot to tell you about this dream I had last night... But, you've got to promise not to tell anyone okay?... No say I promise... Okay, thank you... Well, okay, there I am, you know, and I'm getting it on, you know, with what has this perfect female body...But... I can't say... But the head of Abraham Lincoln...I mean the hat and the beard. Oh well, let's not think too deeply on this one right?...

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